i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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