Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Randomize
