oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
