i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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