i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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