i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
the raccoons are back...
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