I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
