doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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