Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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