You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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