So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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