I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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