i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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