whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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