Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
her vagine was all disorganized.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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