What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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