people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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