I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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