I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
