We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
love makes seman taste better
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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