going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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