Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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