What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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