Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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