All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Randomize
