You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
