...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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