I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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