Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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