So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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