I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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