I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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