just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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