So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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