can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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