He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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