covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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