Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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