Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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