Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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