is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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