i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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