I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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