is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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