Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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