How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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