D3 body, D1 cock
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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