hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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