I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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