i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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